A man/woman who has been in a prolonged drought from the pleasures of vagina
That man was so vagina starved he'd sleep with a goat
someone who is supposed to satisfy you but then ditches you to do something else
He left for vacation, he is such a vagina ditcher!
A vagina that is unwanted by others.
Has had all previous partners break up with her
She has been left by the last 5 boyfriends. She is probably crazy or has some verge side vagina. Approach with caution.
A portable vagina is sexual toy that guys play with when they don’t have a girlfriend :-() -> HA LOL
Omgsh this portable vagina feels just like the real thing
A vagina that smells with white discharge after a cream pie
Lindsey had a snowy vagina last night.
A clear blue stone: usually the size of a dollop of shampoo (when those shampoo bottles tell you to squirt a dime size) and the stone magically cleanses your slutness
Shalisa went to the store to buy her vagina stone and I'm glad she finally did ugh you could just tell from a mile away that she hadn't gotten hers taken care of.
When you blow a hefty load in a womans vagina, then when she stands up and your load falls out in blobs of snot on the floor.
I fucked your sister last night ,but dont worry i left her some nice vagina dumplings.