what a pretty face

a compliment given to overweight people. basically, it means "you might actually pass for pretty if you lost some weight". overly trying to take emphesis off the body and make someone feel good about SOMETHING. origanally meant as a compliment, but now sort of a putdown because most people know it means the person saying it thinks you're fat.

Bella: Hi, Aunt Jasmine
Aunt Jasmine: Oh my! Darling Bella I haven't seen you in three years! now let me have a look at my little precious.
Bella: Umm...
Aunt Jasmine: My, my...you're certainly looking healthy! and what a pretty face you have!
Bella: THANKS.

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What's wrong with you?!

When this phrase ends with a ?! it is the ultimate insult to a woman, as every single female thinks there is something seriously wrong with them.

Really Lisa, you're actually eating those chicken wings with a knife and fork? What's wrong with you?!

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whats up muthafucker

It is a funny greeting to your friends.
Its like an insult but funnier.

Josh: Whats up man
Rick: Whats up muthafucker

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What The Fuck Game

an extremely loud, hilarious, and fun drinking game.

first, everyone has to have a "fuck name" examples - Crazy Fuck, Dumb Fuck, Ugly Fuck, Sexy Fuck, I Wanna Fuck.

*everyone beats on table and yells "ahhhhh!"*

after saying ahh, everyone hits palms on the table, then claps, then palms on the table again. it will start a beat. the point of the game is to say your line while EVERYONE keeps the rhythm. if you mess up your line or mess up the rhythm or hesitate and don't say your line when you are supposed to - you take a drink.

(put drinks in the center of the table because when everyone is hitting the table, drinks will slide off)

after everyone is done beating on the table, yelling "ahhh!" everyone starts the rhythm while yelling :
"awwwwwww, what's the name of the fucking game? it's called WHAT THE FUCK! here we go now!"
then the first player says"(THEIR fuck name) no fuck! better than a (name of player they want to go next)"

guy A: "hey! let's play the what the fuck game!"
guy B: "okay! explain it to me!"

everyone: "ahhhh! what's the name of the fucking game? it's called what the fuck! here we go now!

crazy fuck: crazy fuck no fuck better than a dumb fuck!

dumb fuck: dumb fuck no fuck better than an ugly fuck!

ugly fuck: ugly fuck no fuck better than a dumb fuck!

*first person to screw up has to take a drink then they start the game over.

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Do what it do

The act of doing what it does, y'all know.

"Aww yeah, Ima make it do what it dooo!"

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whats really hood

slang for "whats wrong with you" or "whats your problem".

Wayne: *looks at T-Dawg funny*

T-Dawg: Yo wuts really hood bitch?! wuts with da look?!

Wanye: fuck you nigger!

T-Dawg: *knocks the shit outta wayne*

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what up doe

Commonly used in the black community but also used in white suburbia as a way of saying "Hello, how are you/ What is going on". The saying originated in the fine city of Detroit, Michigan.

During a phone call.....

Dope Fiend: Hello
Dealer: What up doe
Dope Fiend: You got tha hard??
Dealer: Nigga stop playin on my mutha fuckin phone, you know i got what you need.
Dope Fiend: Bet, let me get a fat dub.
Dealer: Nigga meet me at the liquor store on Westwood.
Dope Fiend: Aight bet it up, 100
Dealer: 100

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