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On the 23rd of December, everyone has to give a banana to a friend or stranger and say "do you want a banana", in reference to Tally Hall's "Banana Man".
Meghan: "I just remembered, it's Give a Banana day!" *gives banana* "Do you want a banana? This banana for you."
Carl: "Oh why thank you." *takes banana*
When, during a sunbed tanning session, one forgets to cover ones member with either suntan cream or a towel. The result being a sunburned, unusable Polony Pony.
Did you hear about Ted? He can't bang that hooker he ordered online because of his grilled banana.
the deadliest word to ever be spoken. upon reciting, a great fat man will rise from the ground with a chicken in hand. he will then throw the chicken at you, causing you to be severely burned and constipated. if it is said as a curse to someone, they will receive twice the punishment: the power of 1,000 laxatives cast upon them.
person 1: what if i say the word?? :)
person 2: DON'T!!! apple/banana IS THE DEADLIEST WORD TO EVER BE SPOKEN! A FAT MAN WILL RISE FROM THE GROUND AND THROW A CHICKEN AT ME!! DON'T CURSE ME EITHER OR I'LL BE CURSED WITH 1,000 LAXATIVES AND SHIT MYSELF!!
person 1: apple
person 2: AHHH THIS CHICKEN BURNS
person 1: banana
person 2: WHY DO I HAVE SUCH BAD GAS PAINS :(((
person 1: I hope you get banana'd buddy
person 2: I'M SHITTING EVERYWHERE
person 1: "yo, that guy looks like a banana picker"
person 2: "Hell yeah he does I wouldn't want him to harvest me"
A banana used normally as a headband by HXC kids. It started because kids who got hungry would just put them into their mouths and keep on dancing.
Non-HXC Kid: Dude, what is that on your forehead?
HXC Kid: A Hardcore Banana. I may get hungry when I'm acting like an asshole in the pit, plus my doctor said I need more potassium intake.
A child friendly version of what the fuck
*kid dies*
Random person: “what the banana”
A popular Roblox game made by RyCitrus as a successor to his other game, Midnight Snack Attack. Players must escape a giant banana (or bananas, depending on the game mode), while completing various tasks scattered around the map to reduce the time that the banana(s) has to find them. As of this writing, the game has more than 250,000,000 visits and is still updated on a monthly basis.
Banana Eats is a thrilling hide and seek game; easy to learn, hard to master.