Fish-mouth Syndrome

Fish-mouth Syndrome is a condition that infects most of the SJW community. You can tell if someone suffers from this just by their upright-triangular-frowning mouth appearance (which also exposes the front incisors). This facial expression gives the infected person a stink face, with subtle hint of mental retardation.

Patients with FMS (abbreviation for Fish-mouth Syndrome) often have attention seeking hair styles/color, wear nonprescription glasses, and have at least one body piercing. They are easily "triggered", which prompts them to uncontrollably defecate from their mouths.

Cure: Common sense and more exposure to the real world.

Barista: Welcome to Starbucks ma'am. How can I help you?

Fish-mouth Syndrome patient: Oh my god! Did you just assume my gender? How dare you?! I refuse to be oppressed by your white cis male privilege. I will boycott all coffee from now on since you offend me so much. RAGE RAGE AGAINST PATRIARCHY! Now if you would stop harassing me, I have a pitcher of male tears to consume. Check your privilege.

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COD Fish

A slut who will play Call of Duty with you and then you will get lucky after you beat her in the game several times

Jim: Hey that new girl Danica seems like a cool girl to hangout with.

Rob: Yea she is pretty cool but she is a COD Fish.

Jim: What's wrong with that Rob? are you gay or something?

Rob: No i am not saying there's anything wrong with that at all

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truly gone fishing

A phrase which means to have become insane.

Yeah, he's truly gone fishing ever since he got dumped.

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How much is the fish?

When one is seeking to purchase narcotics but doesn’t wish to freely advertise the fact to all and sundry.

“How much is the fish?”

“$300 per gram”

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dead fish syndrome

When you’re tryna get it in with your girl but she’s just laying there like rigor mortis has set in. Not a single movement or sound escapes her body. Usually followed by “I swear it was good babe” when it in fact, was not good babe

“I was ‘Netflix and chilling’ with Becky last weekend and that bitch had dead fish syndrome.”

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a fish in a plastic bag

Doomed, with no possibility of surviving.

Under the knee of the police officer, the suspect was likened to a fish in a plastic bag. It was over.

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fish food

name for crushed salvia divinorum leaves, for both its texture and smell.

This stuff smells like fish food.

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