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Thinking so hard and being so utterly smart that not only does your forehead crinkle, but your brain as well.
Check out this crinkle brain strat, it works every time!
'Eggo Brained' is a term used for people who intellectually are intelligent, but lack street smarts. Effectively making them a complete utter dumbass even when faced with the most easy problems. Like using a microwave, doorknob, or fixing the oven door.
The phrase was coined after Frank Dorsa somehow fucked up waffling a waffle and created Eggos.
You eggo brained retard, how do you have straight A's yet you don't know how to use a dishwasher?
A blockage or complete loss of cognitive function when talking with other Vet-Tards, family or in general followed by a daisy chain of fucks and laughter, only to remember what you were trying to say hours, days, even weeks later.
Vet Brain= Vet-Tard
Vet Brain, peer pressuring, other vets to participate in high risk behavior with no regard to the consequences such as breaking and entering into the company office and drinking the chain of commands alcohol.
Vet Brain When you're in a complete clusterfuck and are having a good time, such as being in the field for a week while it rains, Chinese field daying, telling your chain of command "Fuck Off, send me to Iraq or Afghanistan." Being shot or blown up smiling.
Vet Brain the incapacitation of ones cognitive functions resulting from IED blasts, living in the barracks for to long, hanging around with other Vet Tards, getting NJP'd, deploying to Iraq or Afghanistan more than once, being in the infantry for too long.
Vet Brain- Defined as Josh Sheets V 2/8 posing with a rock on hand and arm signal, smiling after being shot by a Taliban Sniper.
Dom talking and forgetting midway what he was talking about.
Being overtly homoerotic
(n) A synonym for vocabulary, or lexicon. Also known as how many words you know.
“i would cite my brain dictionary in moments of essay-writing stress.”
Media deemed to hold little artistic value and/or negatively impact those who consume it.
Guy 1: "Hey man, Sorry I couldn't come to the party, I scrolled through tik tok and forgot."
Guy 2: "What the funk man! Don't watch that, that's brain-rot!
Brain Rot: it consists of many things to do with gen alpha that are spitefully stupid to other generations or brain rotting in a way. Some examples of this are: Skibidi toilet, ritz, gyatt, sigma, slay, alpha, Kai Cenat, edging, and phanum tax.
Person 1: dude, my little brother watches so much brain rot he’s literally watched every Skibidi toilet episode and rizzes up my grandma
Person 2: Wow I feel so sorry for you that’s not very sigma
A term used when oneself utilizes ”slang” of which heavily derives from the unfortunate effects of modern media. The use of these terms, especially via in-person communication, tends to be heavily looked down upon by mainstream society.
Jake: Poggers! You must have learned that skibidi toilet rizz whilst sipping on a grimace shake in Ohio! Slay, baka!
Steven: Brain rot…