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When one of your testicles hangs dreadfully lower than the other like a chewed piece of bubblegum flapping in the wind.
I was playing in a game and got hit right in the nads with a fast ball, now I have funny balls.
I was hangin at the nursing home and half the dudes there got a mad case of the funny balls.
When your balls are so radiated with red light that anyone can see those shiny testicles through your pants, underwear or penis.
"Yo, you gotta get that checked out. Why are you yourself decorated for Christmas with those red lights?"
"Well, I got laser balls."
Council of balls
an organization called council of balls where stinky people gather and act as furry, e-girls and kittens ( pls help half of them acting furries). and judge the people by their quality in that organization.( where’s equality here?)
the better way to name an avocado
I have a guacamole ball in the fridge that I will eat for lunch.
An urban legend from South Sac Iraq. Notorious for cock and and ball torture and a lifelong mission to achieve glorious cum.
Me when the Fultman-balls.
The holy item that is held by the second last dungeon guardian, snake/serpent boss Russel. You can find the yoga ball within the dungeon's last structure "Oliver's room" and can be fought over for in the closet. The Yoga Ball, used in Russel's hand as his main weapon can be dropped within the 6.99 - 911% drop rate range. Stats: | Attack Power = ∞ | Speed = ∞ | Weight = 0.3kgs | Magic Power = 69 000 000 | Rarity = SS+ (Super Sex) | Side Bonus = Grants the user the most powerful item in the game for Melee, Ranged and Arcane attacks. Buffs all accessories and provides various damage, defence and speed multipliers. Deals instant damage, wounding damage as well as damage, speed and defence debuffs for opponent dealt damage to. Allows super bounce motions for movement speed, attack speed, melee attacks and ranged attacks. Can be used in armour slot for ∞ protection | "The most sex item any mortal can wield. It is as soft as Russel's fat and is as bouncy as the air track. You are truly overpowered and now ready to fight the unholy entity himself . . . Gustoplolis Prime." You can get all the girls with this super sex item.
Dhar Mann: "NOOOO HE'S USING THE YOGA BALL! PLEASE RUSSEL DON'T RAPE ME!!!"
*Random player*: "Ohhhh he has the yoga ball. He's so hot he's even wearing Zara."
Leonardo Pecunha: "Man, this is how you become a champion."
Use the yoga ball to bum fuck all your enemies off the map
A being higher than any religious god
"Who will save us"
"The almighty Joe Balls will"