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A cancerous plague accidentally made by two numb nuts who's condom ripped. His one goal in life is to make trash content for 7 year olds who suffer with severe brain damage except the content doesnt help but instead makes the brain damage worse.
thinking that he loves his girlfriend more than she loves him. because he is so wrong this is an opinion. she loves him an enormous amount forever and ever! (also an opinion because it is not in the book of proven facts page 69 paragraph two sentence three).
jake-"i win these love battles so easily"
(is jakes opinion because he is wrong)
cause the love is equal:)
jake ryder by far the biggest fuller sender and also the longest cock in the crew
Ay any one seen a jake ryder
Yea he’s just drank a bottle of jack daniels and got 3 girls on the go out the back
It’s definitely jake ryder
Around common word for Ducking the laws!
Say bro I’m cooling in the cut tryna duck the jakes!
Choosing the most convoluted and usually wrong way to do something.
I thought this was a short cut, I've fucking Jake-ing it. Or in its past tense i have fucking Jake-ed it.
Edge lordd omg so cool I wnna be just like him he’s like the coolest person in Da world why he no use good grammmar? Cuz he’s fookin edgy broo
Jake McCombe such edge lord omg so cool
A funny guy and good to be around, but shows his gayness at almost every opportunity he gets. Jakes are sensitive and one minded, but also very creative and have lots of girl friends because he’s not attracted to them at all. You will always find a Jake, in the boys bathroom, sucking at a gloryhole.
Girl: hey look at Jake E over there, he’s really funny guy
Girl 2: yeah but he’s extremely gay and will always take a guy over a girl
Girl: and I heard he’s also attracted to Ben.