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When you or your friend is so stupid, they are one step away from being brain dead
Friend 1: dude my piss still burns a week after sex that's how i know that pussy was fire
me: bruh finna brain dead
When a person is too high to communicate.
"Are you okay man?"
*looks over
".............."
"Dead man tells no tales."
When a txting conversation reaches the point where all that is said is, "Ya" or "Cool".
Steve: "Hey dude let's go to the movies 2nite!"
Joe: "Ok that sounds great!"
Steve: "Ya"
Joe: "Wow, way to make this a dead txt"
when you do something despicable and deserve to be slapped in the face with a foot long jimmy john’s sandwich and a singular piece of
day old lunch meat
Haley’s going to get dead meated if she beats me at game pigeon again!
a lifestyle.
Person 1: Oh boy! The Walking Dead is my favorite activity!
Person 2: Isn't The Walking Dead a TV show?
Person 1: No, silly! The Walking Dead is a lifestyle, it's a way of life. I tend to bang people with my wired bat because of i.
A suicidal person giving hints of killing himself.
Homie you given of dead vibes. Is everything okay?
An insult used to describe ye dead Granfer to ye all ye's. (Lord Granfer was the snake of all ye snakes)
Go dig up ye dead granfer, dead snake eyes.