Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day

A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.

"Today's Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day!"

He parked his car in her barn.

He has put his plod (penis) in her lala (virgina).

Will: So, what did Joseph do last night with Mary?
Joe: He parked his car in her barn.

Hit his Juul

A euphemism for sucking a mans dick.

“She totally hit his Juul last night”

“This Juul ain’t gonna hit itself”

hi hi hiigigigihihihi

You’re probably my shit best friend on crack

G: hey

E: why the fuck is your username hi hi hiigigigihihihi

Egg His Father ™

Verb; The act of egging one’s father/ Internet sensation

“EHF?”
“What’s EHF?”
“Where have you been? Egg his father ™!”

Hi Diego

A Guy with a therapist.

Let's start with you. What's your name?
My name is Diego.
Hi Diego (everyone, Hi Diego)
Tell us the last time you felt anxious or uncomfortable?
About Five seconds ago
...

Oh His Dobby

Abbreviated to OHD. A synonym for OMG. Best used in Harry Potter references, but works at any time. Oh My Dobby works as well.

OH HIS DOBBY!!! THE NEW HARRY POTTER MOVIE IS EPIC!!!