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people tryna kill Jesus: CONTROLLER PLAYER HE'S A CONTROLLER PLAYER
Jesus means he has a gigantic penis and all the ladies love him. Jesus gets all the booty
Jesus: what up honeys?
Girls: can I smash you?
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Did you see Jesus ? He’s the one with the large penis
either capital God as the son of man, or a historical figure that was a good man
Jesus had succeeded in saving our souls but he had failed in staying alive due to his many haters, even as a powerful figure he could not survive
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Nancy Jesus II: some may say I'm cultural appropriation, but I say I'm Jesus
Jesus has the power of 100,000,000,000,0000,000,000,000,000 gods.
That one guy that doesn't exist lol
religious guy; Hey be respectful, Jesus exist
Atheist; sure, so Santa exists too haha
Religious guy again: you're going to die because God exist, and you'll regret of saying this, you're going to hell.
Atheist: uh-
Religious guy: Anyways remember that God loves everyone, send you blesses 😍🤗✝️
x ash a 12 our lord and savior Jesus chr- me fake fake fake fake