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To fart in ones face to wake them from a sleep.
Dude last night my wife fell asleep watching the move, so I woke her up with the old "Mexican Alarm Clock"
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An adjustable wrench, commonly called a Crescent wrench (from a brand name).
Billy Bob used his Mexican socket wrench to loosen his alternator bolts.
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A position durring intercourse where by some means the male props up his legs so that his genitalia dangle whilst humping.
So I said "Shut the fuck up before I hit you with the mexican crab dangle bitch!"
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What the Derek Vinyard did to a black gangbanger in American History X
Mexican snake bite- Watch the movie to see the example
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A nickname for the common house fly.
I was just relaxing and having some pizza when all of a sudden, the Mexican national bird flew out of nowhere and dived right into my pizza.
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This move takes three people.
One of the people will lay under a man and woman having anal sex with their mouth open under the sexual organs. The woman will preferably have diarrhea. As the man gets close to ejaculating, the woman should begin to defecate. It's very important for the man to wait to ejaculate until he feels the warmth of runny feces. At this point, the mixture of cum and feces should dribble into the third parties mouth, creating a delicious treat known simply as Mexican hot chocolate.
She said she wanted a delicious treat, so my girlfriend and I took her back to our place and made her a nice warm Mexican hot chocolate.
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When you start to walk in front of someone , just to get them in your fart-trail.
Goddammit, did you just Mexican truck driver me?
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