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When you in need for a blowjob
‘My mate has cock and mouth disorder’
Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.
This promotion is right up your ally Smith, now lets not screw a gift horse in the mouth!
When a woman gives a man a blow job with a mouth filled with darts. which will result in the man having punctures in his penis and the woman having a mouth full of blood. great for all y'all vampire nuts out there
"hey baby want a Dart mouth BellaDonna?"
Mouth burns from biting into a Hot Pocket.
I had a serious case of hot pocket mouth after biting into that hot pocket.
The act of giving or receiving a blowjob while watching Shrek.
My girlfriend is an all-star at smash mouthing.
When you eat a strawberry that has come from the grocery store and don't properly rinse it before you eat it your mouth with fall off within a few days.
- this is due to the chemicals used to make sure that the strawberry stays fresh along with the chmicals used while it grows which is harmful to humans
The patient here seems to be experiencing drop mouth, for eating to many strawberries without washing them.
This is the medical term used when a patient losses their mouth due to eating an excessive amount of strawberries without washing them.
The patient seems to be experiencing "Drop Mouth".