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When you ejaculate on a full bladder, making so when you bust you immediately piss everywhere giving your cum a yellowish tint
Friend: Are you sure you don’t want to come over?
Me: Maybe tomorrow, I have been holding my piss all day for a caramel-nut!
When you are in the Military, and a Non-commissioned officer (AKA - crusty-ass corporal) Decides to fuck with you Drill hat style. He also hates your life because you are a Junior enlisted and don't rate.
"Hey Rag Nut, why the fuck didn't you give the proper greeting of the day. So fuck me right? Go take a lap and find your common curtsies. Don't come back until you do"
Noun. Someone who says some stupid shit and believes their right after someone calls them out as being a Dumbass, idiot, retard, Etc.
(Sarah): Please join Todd and I as we prey for the people in Ebola.
(John): Are you a idiot? Ebola isn't a country.
(Sarah): Yes it is.
(John): Are you a Fuck Nut?
Something you say to someone in a fit of rage or displeasure. Synonymous with the word idiot, only ten times more effective.
You dropped my phone in the toilet, you fucking Fuck Nut!
A long lost tissue or any tissue-like object used for sanitizing male genitalia after ejaculating
Davon cleaned his whole room after discovering that his mom plans to clean the whole house. He was aware that crusty nuts might be discovered in the process.
Is a gamer who loves to play around with his fellow mates and loves fortnite always nice around his friends including family members and family friends and loves math and language and all subjects EXCEPT!!!!!! FRENCH
Who are u Jinder Nut!!!!!!!!!
WOW U ARE A BOSS