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"Jacking off with pepperoni grease by only to blueballs. You don't finish."
I was seen in a playground Punching My Pizza
When in the process of fornication, just before climax the male partner is abruptly knocked unconscious from behind thus unable to pull out resulting in the female being impregnated and continuously asking for child support from the male.
Tony got an everlasting donkey punched in the park when a stranger KO'ed him with a bike tire.
Slang expression for "punch my stomache".
Yo',punch my gut!
When people in Kentucky don’t respond to my emails, texts, or phone calls they get an extra special dick punch
They won’t respond to my work requests so they are all in line for a Kentucky Dick Punch!!
1 part vodka, 1 part Hawaiian punch, 1 part mountain dew
I had a big cup of trailer park punch when I realized this guy's got it all figured out, dang Seve Wilkos is the shit!
Similar to the Chocolate Shank but the punch is an upper cut to the anus.
John was about to shit on my foot so I gave him a chocolate punch.
Basically Everclear, plenty of water, and plenty of punch mix. Make the mix so it isn't too watery, too sweet, or too bitter. Basically, make it like 5 - 10 % alcohol, mostly water, and add about 5 - 15% punch. Adapt the recipe as needed.
Oh, it called Purple Passion Punch for a reason. It makes people more... passionate.
Especially the ladies, who generally weigh less then the guys.
Gal 1 - WOOO YEAH, THIS IS SO MUCH FUN *intense giggling, takes of shirt and swings it around*
Gal 2 - Whoa there, whats gotten into you?
Guy 1 - I think she had a bit too much Purple Passion Punch.
Guy 2 - *hic* Yeah, she needs to a.... *hic* I forgot. Not only is my bad memory a problem, my bad memory is a problem.