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To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Where you shit in a walmart bag and jizz into the same bag and put in on your lovers head
Michael gave julie a chojnacki special
Having a potato masher and half a kitchen utensil drawer in ones rectum , while ingesting ones own tears and semen while shitting the bed.
What a Shafter special, he wasted his free hit on a load of useless bastards
When a country hick comes screaming down the road in his clapped v10 butt naked with a a leash around his neck and his woman holding a 12 gauge aiming at you screaming hold my beer
Guy 1: dude this lake is really pretty
Guy 2: yeah I know and it’s all peaceful and hidden away
Country hicks: (truck screaming balls)HOLD MY FCKING BEER, BOOM BOOM
Guy 2: holy fck bro what is that
Guy 1: oh sh!t I heard about this, it’s a wolf mountain special
Yet another incognito way of soliciting someone to purchase cannabis. Specifically, twenty dollars worth, or two grams.
Hey man, can I get a dublin special?
The action you do when your getting head and you finger her asshole thinking it’s her pussy.
“Bro I gave my girl the Ej special last night”
Specially curated by Marvonious the Third it is a drink designed to please your appetite and make you feed the ponies. With 80% alc and 20% mixer you’re bound to do a Saarah and fuck up spaghetti bolognese, or set simple pre made garlic bread on fire. Next time you’re at the bar ask for a Marv Special - you’re destined for a good night.
“Where’s Ari?” “He took a walk after his Marv Special”
“Is Marv passed out?” “Yes he made his Marv Special with a 9/11”
“Hey have you gotten with her yet?” “Nah I’m about to give her a Marv special to up my chances”