straight squared

When your teeth and sexuality are both equally straight.

"Damn did you see Jack's teeth? They are so straight!"
"And he is straight also."
"That means he is straight squared!"

straight edge revenge

STRAIGHT EDGE REVENGE!!! everytime your alcoholic friends get a pack of beer, the straight edge kid gets a token beer to smash. cleaning up the world one beer at a time. dont froget to pick the can up!

peter: hey we got a 30 rack of coors
ty (straight edge): gimme my token beer *throws* STRAIGHT EDGE REVENGE

straight as an einstein rosen bridge

straightest muthafucka in the omniverse but $20 is $20 man shit

perpatrator: dat nigga straight as an einstein rosen bridge
police officionado : damn straight

Straight Twinkies

A set of two.

Bro I just got a collateral....straight twinkies

#yosoyeelprimo

As straight as a roman road

A person who is not A Gay

Cecil: "Oh my god, I would run my beefsteak through Russell Crowe in a flash - is he A Gay?"

Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"

Shit's Straight Bonkers

(Adj.) When things have been become so strange, or weird that it nears the territory of being unreal. As if the world has gone insane.

After experiencing something so surreal, all I could say to describe it is that "Shit's Straight Bonkers man"

Todd: "Did you hear about what Jason's ability ended being?"
Liam: "Yeah, like how it's supposed to make his life like a game?"
Todd: "Yeah imagine that. Shit's straight bonkers dude, unbelievable!"
Jason: "Can Confirm! Shit Is STRAIGHT BONKERS DUDE"

STRAIGHT GIBBERISH

When your gone asf and everyone start speaking BULL SHIT!!

JABARIE-What do you want to eat?
TREVOR-WHAT NIGGA YOU SPEAKING STRAIGHT GIBBERISH!!