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dire straight

When a heterosexual is in an uncomfortable, non-heterosexual, situation.

Being his first trip to Las Vegas, Thomas found himself in a dire straight after he got drunk in the wrong kind of bar.

by Nyktlplk January 12, 2023


Straight in a half

When a person is straight but have gay tendencies. Semi feelings for the same sex.

I’m not les or bi but I started catching feelings for a girl..I think I’m straight in a half yo.

by Praise nicki July 24, 2020


honorary gay straight friend

A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.

"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."

"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."

"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."

by The Speechcrafter November 29, 2023


Straight Seat

The empty seat purposely left between two guys at a public event (movie theater, sports game, etc.) so other people don't think they are gay and/or on a date.

"Dude, I don't want people here at the movies to think we're on a date or something."

"It's cool, bro. We'll leave a Straight Seat between us so it doesn't look like we're together."

by WERQ May 7, 2014


Straight up the glengarry

To penetrate the anus.

To go up the Garry Glitter (shitter)

things went well last night I went straight up the glengarry

by Jacoby84 January 9, 2017


beat a straight day

Beat a straight day is a day where you can beat any person, male/female who is attracted to the opposite sex. This occurs every year on the 27th of February.

I cannot wait for beat a straight day

by mikeoxlongrvanurs June 26, 2022


STRAIGHT GIBBERISH

When your gone asf and everyone start speaking BULL SHIT!!

JABARIE-What do you want to eat?
TREVOR-WHAT NIGGA YOU SPEAKING STRAIGHT GIBBERISH!!

by SLEEPYBOYS August 14, 2022