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When you go to the bathroom to take a poo, and get up only to realize you still have to go. Like Mr. T in Rocky III, "I gotta lotta mo, I gotta lotta mo."
Hey, I've got to go back to the bathroom, I'm Mr. T-ing over here.
One who dresses up as a ninja by folding a t-shirt about their head in a specific manner. A faux or immitation ninja.(Usualy used by Pirates to spy on Ninja.)
Arg! Ye can hardly tell that yer nothing but a T-shirt ninja! You'll fool them for sure, ya scurvy dog!
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Air Cock Thrust = A-C-T
When you jump up in the air and thrust your pelvis
Air Cock Thrust = a-c-t, I jumped up in the air and did a a-c-t
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A Rapper who thinks hes good at rapping... from detroit and sucks!
Person 1: Man Guess What?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I just listened to some T Da Pimp
Person 2: SO?..
Person 1: HE SUCKS!!!
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When a really big guy has a large cock, but it looks small due to his over-all size, much like T-Rex's arms.
My cock is seven inches, but I'm 6'7", so it looks kinda dinky. I have a T-Rex dick.
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When a bitch is wearin a white t shirt and it aint lookin like shes gotta bra and on jus poor some water on her for a free show.
girl: Look at my new white t shirt i jus stole from my husband after i forced him to fuck me all night!
guy: yo bitch i think thatll go good w some water * poor a bucket of water on her breast area *
women: hey everyone look at my hot large visible breasts through my wet ass t shirt!
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If an awkward girl won't leave you alone, make like Ian Malcolm and stop whatever conversation you were having to freeze like a statue. Her vision is based on movement and she will pass you by for tastier prey, like a T-Rex.
"Kelly from the bar came up to me last night and I couldn't shake her off, I had to utilize the T-Rex Defense in hopes she would move on and attack some lawyer guy on a toilet."
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