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1) A cranked up, stiff non-syncopated drum beat. The snare drum must be very loud. This is a result of a music industry in the 1980’s that wanted to distance itself from any of the “boring” improvisational aspects of hard rock music.
2) Squealing lead guitar that lacks any semblance of feeling
and may be dropped into any other song on recording by said band.
3) Angry lyrics about teachers, cops and parents who are
always f-ing with you. Sometimes even librarians may be a target in videos.
4) Lyrics about being high.
5) Band members must laugh incessantly at all of their own responses to interviewer's questions. (David Lee Roth started this trend be he actually was funny.)
Butt rock is 1980's lightweight pop metal strutting with hair spray.
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Passed down from generation to generation, this legendary rock bestows its colossal powers of social ineptitude upon the lucky few. The Awkward Rock may neither be thrown nor tossed nor had fun with in any form... although several scholars argue that some fondling has occurred over the millennia. Some geologists have postulated that it came perhaps from space, however; more conventional theorists insist that this majestic rock was born of a Titan's sneeze, during the dawn of the world. Either way, none may argue the joy and fulfillment that the Awkward Rock has brought to countless people over the ages, at the comedic expense of the blessed few.
Sally could only look on in horror as Austin stumbled and bumbled over compliment and innuendo alike. No! She did not care that she reminded him of his night elf twink. No! She knew what Austin meant by having a cream-filled sausage feast.
...Yes deep down, Sally knew that something mysterious, something... awkward was afoot.
The Awkward Rock.
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Used to describe the small moco neighborhood which is split between the City of Rockville and Potomac. The Rockville side of the neighborhood has sidewalks while the potomac side doesn't. The city line is obvious since the sidewalk abruptly ends halfway across someone's yard.
During the winter The City of Rockville will thoroughly plow everything up to the end of that sidewalk. Since Potomac is slow to plow it prevents the Potomac side from using the falls road entrances into the neighborhood.
A large percentage of the kids from this neighborhood attend private schools in the D.C. metro area (mainly to lax and play soccer). But the kids from Pot-Rock that are in the public school system go to Ritchie Park, Jdubb, and then Richard Montgomery. The public schoolers from Pot-Rock play baseball, football, and run track.
This unique neighborhood in moco is a hotbed for both male and female athletes in a wide range of sports. It has produced division I, professional, and even Olympic (swimmer) athletes in every sport except for basketball.
Although the two cities share the same neighborhood and schools the kids from the rockville side or "walks" have a more urban mindset and are considerably more diverse. The kids from the potomac side refer to the rockville part of the neighborhood as the "potomac ghetto" The potomac kids reflect the stereotype of the city they live in...to a lesser degree.
Kid from Potomac: "Ummm, the sidewalk just ended halfway across this guys yard..."
Kid from Pot-Rock: "Welcome to Pot-Rock"
Laxer Pot-Rock: "Top cheddah rip brewha!"
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Old, boring, generic 1970's rock including somewhat obscure AOR tracks. Too often referred to as "classic rock" along side real classic rock.
Jurassic rock includes anything by Foghat, Head East, Nazareth, Grand Funk Railroad etc... also includes any 70's rock song over 10 minutes in length like Free Bird.
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Maneskin and their "Beggin'" song.
Dumb middle aged man on radio: Coming up we got Beggin' by Maneskin only on the best alternative station 103.7!
Any actual rock fan: Shut the hell up, they are pop, not rock. Linkin Park, Fall Out Boy, Avril Lavigne, Panic! At The Disco, Green Day, Blink 182, and My Chemical Romance are rock. Maneskin are rock posers.
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By making the "rock" (see: rawk) hand signal, and screaming out "ROCK LOCK!!!111!!!!", one intertwines the opposite fingers and binds them with the other really fuckin' cool person's hand.
"ROCK LOCK!!!!111!!!!!11!"
It is the time for rock.
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to make a drug deal in which cocaine is sold, then to leave the scene of the deal
"We can rock & roll, I gotta roll 'o rocks" -Lil' Flip
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