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Originating from the video games, a disorder in which someone can carry and infinite amount of weapons and ammunition up their ass.
Also know as GTA Syndrome.
Jeff: Where the hell did that RPG come from?
Tom: Be a little more sensitive; he has James Bond Syndrome.
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Edward:I'm Rick James, Bitch!
Phil:No, you're Edward, you cuntrag.
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The name X-Men's Wolverine's birth name. Although he appears to be in his mid to late 30s, he was actually born in the 1800s due to his mutant healing ability as well as having bone claws. In his youth, He befriended a child with the same mutant powers by the name of Victor Creed, who later became known as Sabretooth. when he found out that Victor's father was also his, both Victor and James ran away from home and joined special forces that were in every war from that point, until James left the squad
six years later, Victor went on a mutant under his old commander Colonel Stryker, for a weapon 11 project.
he looked for James and supposedly killed James' girlfriend and snapped his bone claws. James woke up and Colonel Stryker was in front of him saying that Victor is hunting him too. so he made a proposition and promised two things.
1. he will go through more pain than he has ever been through
2. he will get the tools kill creed
after that, James had a rare metal called adamantium infused with his bones. in the lab, he was known as Weapon X . After he left the Weapon X facility, he became known as either Logan or Wolverine.
Longer story short, he lost all his memory from an adamantium bullet to the skull.
Wolverine was once known as James "Logan" Howlett, the brother of Victor Creed. AKA Sabretooth
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1.) lebron james' ability to turn any straight basketball-loving man gay through his beastly skill and ability
2.) lebron james' ability to bring good to everything in his life, just by being lebron james
1.) while watching the cavs game, a boy told his girl how he would literally have sex with lebron if he could. then, when lebron made a 3 pointer in the last second to win the game, the boys orgasmic reaction made the girl feel as though she traded her boyfriend for a shopping buddy, a common result of the lebron james effect
2.) because of their uncanny skill at being lebron james' children, lebron james' children, who are still quite young, have already been offered college basketball scholarships. lebron junior and his less fortunately named brother are firsthand witnesses to the lebron james effect
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To allow one's bloated perception of one's own cleverness to negate the reality that one is continuously spiraling up and/or talking out of one's own butthole
"Did you see Aohdan totally pull a james franco the other day? He wrote this really horrible short story but got super butthurt when I pointed out that it's not a novel and it's actually like super boring, amateur hour stuff, but he is CONVINCED that he can get it published." "Damn, that's so franco."
the largest penis that has ever been identified.
Jim: Have you seen James Bonds Penis?
Mel: Yeah, he fucking destroyed me last night and my pussy flaps tore off.
Ethan James Siek is throwing that ball all the way across the fo