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practicly the same as a donkey punch except in the kidneys
I was anal kidney punch ing her. so we both came together. anal kidney punching equals love!
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The art of applying your brand spanking new cricket bat grip with your anal sphincter. Always useful to have a deep anal cavity and advised not to apply white grips, due to an increased risk of staining.
Little Boy: Daddy, can you help me put the grip on my new cricket bat?
Mike Atherton: Of course son, it wouldn't be the first time i've used an anal grip appliance.
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What happens after harcore anal sex. If you a heterosexual the manjaculation will drip from the anus into the pussssssy. If you are a Dudley or a Wixon the manjaculation will drip onto the balls causing a creampie affect.
Dudley and Wixson had some delicious anal cream pie today, so they say.
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A guy called Dan who rips open fresh catomite butt.
Dan comes across a catomite and then set loose on it until he has busted it, not nice and very messy.
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To use an anal bead and lose said bead within one's anus, thus 'planting' said bead.
(To reap what you sew)
'Why are you walking so wierd''Planted an Anal Bead-Seed.'
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The act of having anal sex with an Asian
Man, do I love shoving my shaft in that girl and doing an Asian Anal Invasion
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