because one can

A reason for doing sommat.

Mother: WHY ARE YOU FLUSHING MY CHECKBOOK DOWN THE SHITTER?
Moi: Because one can.

CUM CAN

A can made of cum.
Filled with cum.
With extra chunks of cum.

"he man could you pick up Cum Can from the store?"

Can I put a bow on it?

It’s basically saying can I put a bow on that dick.

“Can I put a bow on it?”

Yo can I have dis?

used in terms of endearment

"yo can I have dis?"
"okay thank"