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Master of all memes. Basically controls the universe. Is the most spiritual being in existence, besides the holy trinity (Harambe, Shrek, and the holy avocado).
Please daddy meme master, fill me up with your organic memes! * moaning *
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One who impresses others with their extensive knowledge of all things patio, including grilling, cocktail-mixing and plain 'ol chilling out.
Vince is the self proclaimed daddy o of the patio, he has a neon light to prove it.
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The trivial game in life called 'Who's Your Daddy?'. Multiple partners with loose commitments 9 times out of 10 lead to an "accidental" planned blessing. Often, it is a lotto trying to figure out who the real Daddy is, and is discovered once the child has developed strong physical characteristics. The most vulnerible target to be initially labeled "Daddy" will earn a higher gross income and an ability to be extremely gullible. The poor lad has no idea he's a sucker of the game 'Who's Your Daddy?', and no one has the heart to tell him.
Daniel: Meet my son, Daniele Jr.
Thomas: It is very nice to meet you. *oh wow*
Daniel: Doesn't he look just like me?!
Thomas: Oh, yes indeed! *Lord, please don't strike me with lightning*
Daniel: I know, that's what everyone says. Ok, tell me. Which part of him looks like me?
Thomas: Oh come on Daniel stop asking me questions!! I can feel my blood pressure rising! *stomps off*
Daniel: That was weird. Oh well. Come on my little "mini me".
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This is a description of an older gentleman, who is well off, wears velour sweatsuits, and his bulge is unmistakably noticeable to all that he is around.
I was at a gas station, and this guy in his 60’s starts hitting on a girl half his age. She told him she would love to hang with a Daddy Big Dong. The woman he hit on is now my ex wife!
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The mother of yo baby daddy.
Your child's grandmother on the paternal side.
Overheard at the mall...
Q: Who watchin little Ray Ray while you at the cub?
A: He wit his baby daddy mama.
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when you're doing intercourse with your beloved daddy and you ask to be choked
"choke me daddy!!!!!1!!!111"
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Famed by the infamous Lee Corso,the ex- coach and broadcaster from ESPN. Legend has it Corso exclaims this whilst getting his piece smoked by young college hotties in bars while bouncing from town to town doing games.
"Yo! Sweetheart! I'd love for you to come over here and wax Daddy's cane!"
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