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basket of dicks

A group of men (often in reference to the unwanted appearance of a large collective of men usually in the company of a handful of women)

Sara, you can come over but please don't bring your basket of dicks with you.

by Myles R. February 23, 2008

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Dick Blitz

When seventeen or more raging penises invade an inadequite area, often a vagina or anus, in a lightning fast and ferocious manner. Dick Blitz may cause rashing, bleeding, loosening, and sometimes death. Often brought on by the ingestion of Spanish Clams. Clammy Spaniards are also linked to some Dick Blitz-ing cases.

Steve: "Dude, me and all the guys in my math class totally dick blitzed the substitue teacher today."
Fred: "FUCKING AWESOME!"

by Anal Remover Extrordanar March 11, 2009

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Dick booger

Dried up seman that forms on the penile area

This dick booger won't come off my penile area, I might have to take a shower

by Corey sinopoli March 9, 2009

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Pepsi dick

When you pour Pepsi on your dick, typically to get someone to suck it.

Yo bitch, suck my Pepsi dick.

by Fingers McSexy August 26, 2012

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dick talk!

A phrase made famous by The Brilliant Idiots (Charlamagne da God and Andrew Schultz) via their weekly podcast of the same name. The phrase is exclaimed any time the subject of conversation changes to focus on one's penis or penises in general.

guy 1: I don't know how guys wear skinny jeans, they're so uncomfortable.

guy 2: well that's because we have bigger dicks than they do

guy 1: dick talk!

*conversation continues regarding penises*

by BatmanZoe August 5, 2014

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cucumber dick

A dick so fat in girth and long.

That asian guy has a pencil dick, while this black guy has a cucumber dick!

by hairywhale December 25, 2013

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yung dick

The greatest, most gangsterist, most beautiful rapper alive, EVER! Dick Ryders stand up!

Yung Dick raps real good. And he is the most beautiful rapper ever. Yung Dick was raised in the woods with mom. His father left the family when Yung Dick was born to join the circus.

Yung Dick has been making the best music ever for a long time. Yung Dick keeps it really real, some people don't understand his music because they don't understand what it is to be so real. If you like his music you should buy it. Yung Dick raps so good that he gets to sleep with a lot famous women.

After Yung Dick realized he was God's favorite rapper he formed the crew the Dick Ryders. The Dick Ryders consists of a nation of rebels all riding for Dick......Yung Dick.

IN DICK WE TRUST

*****UPDATE*****

Yung Dick recently started his own fraternity Swag Phi Swag Fraternity.

SWAG PHI!!!!!! SWAG SWAG

Yo, you hear about that new Yung Dick song "Swag U" from his album "Swaggin' on Swag Street"? It's hella dope!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dick ryders for life!!!!!!

by Perry Fungus April 13, 2014

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