Insta-eating

1)The act of taking photographs of food or drinks before consumption, typically with the intention of posting the image on a social networking website or otherwise sharing it with friends

2) The act of digitally capturing and sharing food and drink which became popularized on Instagram in the early 21st century

My little sister can't make it through a day without Insta-eating at least twice, I had to stop following her.

Would u rather eat a raw egg?

The almighty question of asking for the action of the devouring of a raw egg.

Wanna go down 8 vic later??
nah what would you do if i said would u rather eat a raw egg?

cake eating motherfuckas

could mean a fat person, a gay man, a couple you see in public, or just someone you generally don't like.

oh my god dustin look at these cake eating motherfuckas

ur species eat feces

Worse than your genus suck penus. Not to be taken lighlty. Instantly vaporizes victim and family, into oblivion where not even god himself could save them.

Denier of holocaust: i can't be real there's no way that many Jews could've died.
Me: shut up, ur species eat feces

* Instantly has brain anuerism and collapses to floor and succumbs to seizure*

You Are What You Eat

The ultimate comeback to any roast. Even “your family tree LGBT” is left in the dust by this. When stated, the recipient explodes. So does one planet in our solar system. What planet explodes is chosen by the person that said this.

Frank: “You Pussy.”

Dave: “You are what you eat.”

Frank explodes, and so does Neptune.

You are what you eat

The proper response to anyone boasting about eating pussy

Lucas: "You won't BELIEVE how much pussy I be eatin'!"
Sarah: "I believe you eat a lot of pussy. They say, 'you are what you eat'."

Mute Eating

Trying to eat something without making too much noise by chewing slower. Usually used to avoid waking someone up or to not break the silence around you.

Lucy: *Asleep with her head resting on John's shoulder*
John: *Picks up a taco from his left and bites into it*
Lucy: *Wakes up* Shhh i'm trying to sleep...
John: *Takes another bite but does it softly and chews slowly to create less noise*
Lucy: You're terrible at Mute Eating.