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One without a name who will allow kharma to be applied eternally in rare cases of purposeful cruel action and incurable hostile behaviors both real, imagined, and intended in all future incarnations on Earth and it's eventual future existences by all names from all languages in perpetuity.
I made choices so awful I need permission to die from Permanent Death{R}©.
When you eat my skittles and I kill you
Me: where are my skittles?
You: oh, I ate them. Sorry.
Me:(shoots you)
Death by skittles.
When one is playing Video Games for too long and falls dead. Usually due to gaming TOO hard, but can come onset over a few hours.
To prevent Gamer Death, one can either go to the bathroom, get a drink or snack, or take a short walk once every 3-4 hours.
Guy 1: Did you hear that Jim succumbed to Gamer Death yesterday?
Guy 2: Damn, sucks to see another man fall victim to Gamer Death.
When your drunk and you send an embarrassing text to your girlfriend/boyfriend and he/she remembers but you dont.
Girl: he went out with his mates last night.
Friend: oh right what happened?
Girl: he sent me a DEATH LAUNCH!!
Friend: how bad was it?
Girl: Bad, but at least he wont remember!!!
To die by being frozen at a temp of 40 degrees.
The act of dying by being locked in a fridge.
My girlfriend locked me in the fridge, and I fridged to death.
The foul stench than can only come from a large human after a week of spicy foods.
Oh dear God, who released the death gas?