The Game Theorists

An epic channel on YouTube watched by all smart gamers. The main and most popular series is Game Theory, run by MatPat, this show blows your mind. The next show is Game Exchange, run by Gaijin Goomba, this show is about all the culture in video games. Other shows include: Digressing & Side-questing, Culture Sock and Crossover.

The channels followers are known 'Loyal Theorists' and as of the 25th of May 2014, there are 2,099,300 of us.

Dumb COD Gamer: 'Hey bro, you play Modern Warfare?'

Game Theorist: (eye roll) 'No, the heroes commit war crimes and the only reason it sells is because there are so many COD games that it was easy to get sales past the innovators and early-adopters part of the selling hill.'

Dumb COD Gamer: 'Wuh?'

The Game Theorists: 'BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY, A GAME THEORY!'

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game plan

a lame synonym used when asking what the planned schedule is going to be for upcoming events. usually used by old white men, doucebags, and people not ot be delt with.

Person 1: So what's the game plan
Person 2: (Pause) Uh, don't talk to me.

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game over

When someone's dead, or too messed up to go on living a normal life.

-You hear about Eddie?
-Yeah I heard he od'ed on some bad coke.
-It's game over man.

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Man Game

Best used with cans of beer everyone will need a few beers and a deck of cards for the dealer. You start by calling a suit and then the dealer will start to deal out one card to each person untill that suit appears. The first card of that suit is what is "played." The person who gets this card has to drink whatever number is on that card. The person to their left begins counting and you go clockwise counting one by one, waiting as long in between each number as you so choose. When finished you must call a new suit before putting your beer down and if not you have to redo the count. If you finish your beer before they finish counting and put it down then the card goes to whomever didn't get the next count in. Sounds confusing but it isn't and it is a great way to get drunk.

Nick got wasted playing the Man Game last night.

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game eater

a country hick who beats army in the shower

Whats your game eater doing right now?

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Gaming Chair

A Chair usually infront of your gaming computer or infront of your tv that has the smell of a mixture of shit and slight piss, or the smell of swet due to the fact that you haven't been taking a shower and your ass literally lives on that chair and has grown it's roots on it.

Joe: Damn dude I play so much of call of duty I have a gaming chair now.
Bob: Ew that must smell like shit.
Joe: Yeah dude every time I take a shower and sit on it it smells like the ass of yesterday.

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Dropping game

When your BIG PIMPIN

"Yo Matt, look at Tony on the deck dropping game. he's getting some action tonight

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