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V: This man is a knight in shining armor. You should be polishing his lance.
M Excuse me???
when a bug jumps on you and you spasm. but u are doing this action to someone else
i will cockroach beetle his ass next time
A euphemism for sucking a mans dick.
“She totally hit his Juul last night”
“This Juul ain’t gonna hit itself”
Preparing too much/ drawing too much for an inevitable situation that doesn’t happen or happens way later
Harold Camping outlived his prediction of the rapture, and news reporters from all around Colorado came to his house to tell him about the cheese on his face.
its national give your boyfriend back his airpods day give them back now
n. pl. Can also be preceded by Your when in first person use. An honorific style given to a certain holder of high-rank in the 24 Hours of LeMons race series, an endurance competition for $500 crappy cars. Specifically, this title is exclusively held in reserve for use when addressing or making reference to Spank, also known as The Spank, the person who has won the coveted Index of Effluency more than any other competitor.
"Uh, can someone please go see if there's anyone to tech the car over at HQ before the checkered flag drops in 30 minutes?"
"Yes, Your Effluency. I shall check for you."
and
"His Effluency would like to tech the CorVegge now. Pray tell, whom must we bribe at this late hour?"
To persuade
If you want the boss to fund the annual retreat you've really got to gong his balls!