He parked his car in her barn.

He has put his plod (penis) in her lala (virgina).

Will: So, what did Joseph do last night with Mary?
Joe: He parked his car in her barn.

busted his bricks

To make one angry

To get under one's skin and get them past their breaking point

"Man, that argument between Carol and Wilson was intense. She really busted his bricks."

Hit his Juul

A euphemism for sucking a mans dick.

“She totally hit his Juul last night”

“This Juul ain’t gonna hit itself”

Cheese on his face

Preparing too much/ drawing too much for an inevitable situation that doesn’t happen or happens way later

Harold Camping outlived his prediction of the rapture, and news reporters from all around Colorado came to his house to tell him about the cheese on his face.

national give your boyfriend back his airpods day

give me my airpods back

its national give your boyfriend back his airpods day give them back now

spare his blushes

refrain from causing someone embarrassment.

"he will remain nameless to spare his blushes"

sucking his dick

something i would really love to be doing right now if i was at my boyfriends house !!

i love sucking his dick <3