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When a woman who hasn't showered wipes herself from clit to crack and eats the toilet paper.
Last week Bill told me I smelled like a fish, so I baked him a Salmon Cookie!
Under cookie is a gacha tuber who usually makes danganronpa skits and reaction videos.They have 17.1k subs on youtube and 3,148,533 views all together.
Omg Under cookie is so col i love there videos.
An STD where your vagina looks like a beat up waffle and your clit looks like chocolate chips.
Your ex Jarod: wdym you have cookie waffles?? I thought you got tested??
Motherfucker that waddles like a penguin, doesn’t know how to style clothes and has eyes very close to each other. If he doesn’t like the walking dead then he isn’t a “cookie king”
Did you see that weirdo cookie king on TikTok?
Nah man
The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.
Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.
When a man ejaculates into a females armpit leaving a surprise when opened.
My lover gave me the fortune cookie last night.