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Guy 1: Have you listened to "dead before death"?
Guy 2: Yeah! It's creepy as shit!
If something is very confusing with no or little explanation at all, just don't questions about it and ignore it.
Gamer 1: Why do two beer items make a painkiller when put in a blender in this?
Gamer 2: I go by The Dead Rising Doctrine, don't question it.
Man 1: Why does my kid throw up shit when he takes his ADHD medication?
Man 2: I think it's best to use The Dead Rising Doctrine in this one.
when your vape dies but you still get tokes after
“hey bro got a vape”
“on dead tokes now mate”
dog thats dead. what more do i need to explain?
"hey bro what do you call a dog that has passed away?" "dead dog"
If someone says this he/she is dead
person 1: AAAAAAAH IM DEAD
person 2: Wow i am happy that you are dead
They are virgins that have no life and w key u in Fortnite arena for 10 points
“Gets w keyed in arena “ these brain dead Eu kids bro