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A fart that smells so bad it signifies that a person has a shit in the very near term.
Lenny just had a take a shit fart that could peel paint. Tell him to get to the shit house.
Sleeping with a tattooed person rather then a non tattooed person.
Take the scenic root rather then the scenic route (destination)
boy 1” i heard Kyle was taking out the recycling in the school bathroom”
something parker blessing will not stop saying
that’s a freezing cold take
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When you want to have sex with your girlfriend but she is not in the mood.
Male: Hey baby, do you want to have sexy?
*She stares back blankly, the man may as well be taking the cat for a walk*
A more assertive version of “wind your neck in” or “have a word with yourself”
“This albums so over-rated”
“Nah it’s banging mate you need to take your face for a shit”
Self care activities done to try and combat a depressy phase
Ive been so low this week, i’m going to take my sad out for lunch