Random
Source Code

Your fruit salad is a little wet...

You got a little coke on your nose - term from the 1980s

"Amy, your fruit salad is a little wet..." he said knowingly.

by Bloop22222222 January 16, 2019


Your fruit salad is a little wet...

1. You have a little coke on your nose.
2. You wiped after dropping a deuce but not well enough.

She came up for air, her hair flying over her shoulder, and I had to tell her, "Your fruit salad is a little wet..."

He was about to eat my ass but then he paused and said, "Your fruit salad is a little wet..."

by poopsterbot January 18, 2019


rode hard and put up wet

a term that originated with people that ride horses, since you are supposed to brush them and groom them after a workout; now used to refer to the way a promiscuous woman looks

That overpainted middle-aged hussy looks like she's been rode hard and put up wet.

by Winsi June 19, 2004

361πŸ‘ 175πŸ‘Ž


my skirt got a bit wet

When Lillie, a character a game called PokΓ©mon Sun & Moon states that her skirt got wet while it was raining on Exeggutor Island.

My skirt got a bit wet.

by Someonewhosbetterthenyou April 10, 2017

13πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Ridden Hard and Put Away Wet

When a woman usually looks older than her actual age. Usually a result of drinking, smoking and screwing all night, then going to work at the factory the next day.

Oh my God! Wanda sure looks like she's been Ridden Hard and Put Away Wet. I wouldn't bang her with my dog's dick!

by NoFussRuss June 29, 2006

155πŸ‘ 81πŸ‘Ž


I needed my oils wet

To use in a situation where it's embarrassing, awkward or a problem that went downhill or regret and you should've coped with it.

I farted in front of my crush, yikes!
I needed my oils wet. get your stuff right

by Coco_heehee March 22, 2019


rode hard and put up wet

describes having completed difficult or harsh, unrelenting work; it refers to the poor care of horses;

the words "hard" and "wet" also lend themselves to sexual innuendo, though they are not part of the original meaning

I just finished a 12 hour shift. I feel like I've been rode hard and put up wet.

These kids have worked my nerves! I feel like I've been rode hard and put up wet.

Related idioms: worked like a Hebrew slave; worked like a white-mouthed mule

by almost doctor April 16, 2014

67πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž