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Lay down and piss

To urinate whilst laying down comfortably

Bouie likes to lay down and piss all day

by Replacement Devin August 12, 2011

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The Piss Disintegration Paradox

A paradox explaining that if you sit in a puddle of your own piss for long enough, your legs will disintegrate.

Inferior Beta: Your piss won't disintegrate your legs.
Superior Intellectual: Yes it will according to The Piss Disintegration Paradox.

by ThePissDisintegrationParadox July 31, 2022

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after sex piss

When a dude goes to take a piss after having sex and the piss sprays off target, ie. on his leg, side of toilet, or floor.

Aw shit, I just got my after sex piss everywhere!

by roundtuit February 9, 2018

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piss-between-cars

Verb-urinating in street or parking lot while standing beside parked automobiles for cover.

Starbuck's was closed so I had to piss-between-cars.

by miss christine August 26, 2008

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Cat Piss Drinker

An individual who enjoys only the finest of feline fluids. Someone who is just a heavily troubled individual with deep seeded problems.

Koko is such a Cat Piss Drinker, always throwing away his pay check on e-girls. I hope he can get it together and get out of his mother’s basement.

by The Actual Worst April 27, 2021

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No Piss The Bed September

An annual tradition, where one attempts to go through all of September without pissing the bed. If completed successfully, mommy will buy us chicky nuggies

Guy 1: Hey man, I totally failed No Piss the Bed September last night
Guy 2: Oh no! Mommy won’t buy you chicky nuggies now!

by garnfeld October 7, 2020

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antes de piss

after you pee you dribble a little in your underpants

guy1 goes to the bathroom and comes out with a couple wet spots
guy2 says "gwahaha you got some antes de piss goin on"

by snowboardpunk April 13, 2008

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