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A play house invented by Jesse and the family. Sadly was not improved because some midgets were offended.
Wanna go to Jesses midget play date? Hear he’s the mascot.
knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph
David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"
I'll be the horn and she will blow you
Why don't we go in the other room and play automobile so I can be the horn and you can blow me
horn automobile blow
Showing the want/need to kill yourself.
My friend said, "I want to play league".
Sorry for your loss.
A medium-high state of intoxication. When you're drunk enough that you've begun to make amusing vocabulary errors, but not completely smashed.
Person 1: Man I was so wasted last night lol
Person 2: Were you Playing Garlic Tarloc ?
Person 3: Lol beyond Tarloc my dude
When you use the stall at work after your friend does.
"Just dropped the kids off at the pool. "
"Nice. I'm gonna see if they want a play date."
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