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When a guy takes a shit so rank that when he goes to wipe his ass he finds blood.
I just took a rank and bloody period poop just now. To women everywhere I salute you...
pre poops is an uber cool/smart way to describe your food. It is called pre poops because its going to become a poop. (some part of it anyway)
Also used as a deterant when someone asks you what you are eating, and you dont really care enough to tell them.
Pissed off bitch: ew, what are you eating, that looks nasty.
Friend: looks good what is it?
You:(as your eating) pre poops.
Pissed off bitch: what?
Friend: LOL
When you are on the toilet and you poop an abnormally long poop but it goes directly in the toilet hole (like a hole in one) to avoid from clogging.
Rob: Dude, i came so close to clogging the school toilet, luckily, i got a poop in one.
Jim: That could've been embarassing.
Another term for defecation or shitting, but meant to sound more pleasant, almost in a fun and silly kind of way, so that, when you're telling someone that you need to defecate or shit, it doesn't sound like such a gross-out.
Guy: 'Hey, babe, what's up, no toilet paper again??? I've got to poop-out right NOW!!'
Girl: 'It's ok, honey, just use the paper towels roll, but please don't clog the bowl'
Guy: 'You know I will, babe, gettin' ready to poop-out a horse-dick turd and all'
Girl: 'Ok, but I'm not cleaning your shit-mess off the floor this time, for realz!'
Guy: 'The hell you aren't!!! Better clean it or no sex tonight!'
(n.)- A diagram illustrating how people in a certain institution (especially a school or small college) are all connected with an interconnecting web of who's hugged/kissed/dated/made out/made love/had buttsex/etc. with who. In order to be included in a poop circle, you must have had more than one of the kinds of the relations listed (and having them with the same person doesn't count). The resulting picture, if done correctly, looks like crap, but is very revealing.
Guy #1: "Hey man, I drew a poop circle that has all of the girls in our grade! Look at Kesha there."
(points to the symbol "KS" in the drawing and all of its branches)
Guy #2: "Whoa, she was in a threesome? AND she did it with that nerd Steve Urkel? Oh, she's loose; I'll ask her to prom!"
to go into a freshly cleaned public restroom, dropping a fat deuce, not flushing, and exiting the restroom unidentified.
someone dropped a fat deuce in my restroom the other day. It must have been the mystery pooper!