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a potato cabbage is a person who is attracted to a panda that enjoys growing crops. if he, the potato cabbage, was to fuck the panda he would be known as a sausage hustler. people across the globe are known for feeding pandas with a potato cabbage.
"aw yeah mate, i AM a potato cabbage, but man those pandas look sexy!"
When the penis goes soft during sex, but they keep trying.
My date was going great until he went all soft potatoes.
My husband got drunk last night and about 5 minutes into sex was just soft potatoes.
They are your best-friends.
They help you be your truest self in pieces that are as unique as you. The apparels are so comforting that they feel like a hug. They’ll never let you down. Every wash just makes the quality better. They are eco-friendly too. Once you hold their hands, you’ll never want to let them go.
The soft, supple hand feel that the luxury apparels offer makes them the best.
Friend: She has Purple Potato.
Let me get one too!
They are your best-friends. They help you be your truest self in pieces that are as unique as you. The apparels are so comforting that they feel like a hug. They’ll never let you down. Every wash just makes the quality better. They share the same values as you. They are eco-friendly too. Once you hold their hands, you’ll never want to let them go. The soft, supple hand feel that the luxury apparels offer make them the best.
Friend: She has Purple Potato. Let me get one too!
The cutest ugliest thing on earth
See that girl, she looks like a washed sweet potato
When you cum on someone’s face, then dry and roast it by lighting a fart on fire, the remaining chip can be peeled and eaten by the individual.
She wanted a snack so I gave her a Idaho potato chip
when a fat girl has had sexual intercouse
i just finished fucking precious the silly fucked potato