After coming out of a relationship. The time before you date anyone else
Damn i want to date cheryl but the 4 week rule
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when you are friends with a bisexual person who dates a straight person who has sex with you and the bisexual person: see the movie Threesome
Oh man I think I may have to invoke the Three's Company Rule.
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Old Yeller Rule is when something or someone has to be taken out back and shot, for something extremely cringey.
Bro, josh is into furries, his parents should have did the Old Yeller Rule a long time ago.
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When a peer's unconsumed alcohol is left at your place of residence for over three days, you are entitled to consume such alcohol without repercussions.
Bryan "Hey do you think its fine if I drink Kyle's leftover Bombay Gin?" Randy "Yeah its been here since Monday. Its the three day rule."
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The fuck you rule states that when used the person whom used it is right and the person on the receiving end is wrong no matter the circumstances.
You: 1+1=window
Nerd: actually itβs 2
You: the βfuck you ruleβ states Iβm right dickhead
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An unspoken rule that states that:
If it exists, it is known to cause cancer in the state of California.
According to the California Cancer Rule, touching anything has a small risk of giving you cancer.
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When the lady shows some what of her titties the man is entitled to ask to see her tits and the lady must show him all of her tits.
What makes you think you can see my tits?
The show boob rule.
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