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the only day of the weeks it’s ok to slap anyones ass.
John: * slaps Kate’s ass *
Kate: * gasps * “why’d you do that!”
John: “It’s ok it's slap ass friday”
Kate: “Oh ok ahaha”
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To slap someone's balls with such a force such that the scrotum is ripped off from the base of the male body and sent flainling across the floor.
Chuck Norris once Cambodian Ball Slapped a man, and now that man is chasing his ball across the Atlantic Ocean.
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When u Slap someone on on the cheeks many times and yell the words "Sour Man!" (Not butt cheeks)
CJ and Brandon gave Zack Sour Man Slaps because he never payed attention.
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When a guy wraps noodles around his dick, puts a condom on and fucks the woman till he comes. He then removes the condom, slaps her with the wet noodles and then feeds them to her.
She felt like a snack, so he gave her a wet noodle slap
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When the male partner has diareha and shits in the female partners mouth. The the female opens her mouth and the male dips his nut sack in her mouth. Then slaps the female in the face with it. Leaving a mud like substance on her face. (Mississippi Mud Slap)
I wasnt feeling too good so i gave her a Mississippi Mud Slap.
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When a man is about to ejaculate he slaps the girl across the face with his penis at the same time he jizzes. Usaully only people good at baseball will suceed.
"I Dominican Squirt Slapped Jessica so hard last night" ~Roberto
"I cant im black and dont play baseball" ~Lafondais
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Similar to a bitch slap, but the power of the slap is so strong that it knocks the woman off her feet and lands tits first onto the ground.
That bitch pissed me the fuck off, i'm gonna demon slap her.
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