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To sleep in until the absolute, very last moment in which you only have time to literally roll out of bed and out the door to work. You will usually appear half asleep with messy hair and hopefully your socks will match.
"Hi Chris, sorry i dont look better, it was a roll-n-go kind of morning"
"come on, we don't have much time, roll-n-go!!"
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When you cover your partners chest in baby powder and then defecate into the powder. The result is a piece of feces covered in baby powder. A Dusty Tootsie Roll.
I saw a video where Paris Hilton got a dusty Tootsie Roll.
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An obscure puzzle game that is considered on of the greatest puzzle games ever made, and I can agree. Not even kidding.
Trust me though, if you play it, go in as blind as possible.
The greatest game I have ever played is (don’t laugh) Stephen’s Sausage Roll.
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The large mass of flab that a person tucks into their pants.
Did you see that dude with the fat roll in his pants?
You mean the dude with the pee pee roll?
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I'm goin' to Hollywood, they'll see that I'm so good
I won't care how I feel, and I'll get to fuck Brooke Shields
I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in
I want to be a star, I'm going to have a car
And you'll have to admit, I'll be rich as shit
I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in
I would give you some, if you only would have treated me nice
You'll wish that you did, you'll feel pretty stupid
I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in
It's fun to be a star, it's nice to have a car
Yeah, you'll have to admit, that I'll be rich as shit
And I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in
The money will roll right in
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When you shove at least 11 carrots up a woman’s asshole and then eat them all out of her ass.
Hey, have you and your wife tried an Alabama Spring Roll yet?
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You are making a parker house roll and you cum into the dough and don't tell anyone else except for your grandmother. You then serve the roll at Thanksgiving dinner.
My grandmother used to make parker house rolls.
Honey, why do the parker house rolls taste funny?
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