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Hey man did you see the score to last nights game “Chiquita banana” it for me
It is when you take a sharpie marker and draw a frown face on a banana, then proceed to use it as a sex device without lubrication.
You got your unhappy banana all dirty, Steve.
This prank derives its name from its invention by US coast guard members stationed in Cuba. But its popularity has since spread throughout the civilized world.
It is performed by using a razor or other sharp instrument to open the peel of a banana without breaking the top. The fruit is then removed, preferably sucked out by an officer in front of his enlisted men. A turd of appropriate constancy and size is then re-inserted into the peel of the banana which is then placed back amongst non Hanava’d bananas. If possible, a cameraman should be placed in a position to observe the ensuing hilarity.
Dude, Joey got so drunk last night he almost ate his own Havana banana!!
It’s When you eat a banana and pick your nose at the same time the start jerking your cock with the banana peel
Did you play banana boogercock with your brother?
Someone who with reasonable frequency causes confusion or is confused whilst playing SOS banana phone.
Bear was a total banana spaz earlier