kick out at 2

The Power John Cena possesses which allows him to kick out of anything

Person 1: There is no way Cena can survive a bullet to the head
Person 2: Yes he can, he can just kick out at 2

2 finger combo

It means that while you giving your girl head and fingering her with two fingers

Bro last night I gave her the 2 finger combo and she loved it

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PENIS SIMULATOR 2

"a game released in 2079 the famous penis simulator 2 from the 1978 series penis eater chomp chomp simulator created by girl rapist that released pp simulator 2 pp sim 2 is about where you go around finding materials to create much more cum and urine.Later your cum is too salty and you are forced to blow your brains out like hitler.

"hey my nigga have u heard of penis simulator 2?
"yes very homosexual game"

2-factor nutthentification

When you do a hand stand and nut in your mouth before you but in her making sure it’s the good stuff.

I 2-factor nutthentification to make sure the baby was going to be good

2-Line Tuesday

2-Line Tuesday

2-Line Tuesday is one of many failed spinoffs of the original "1-Line Wednesday"

See also:
Three Line Thursday, Four Line Friday, and Monologue Monday.

Chris Daniel: 1-Line Wednesday, your turn.

FM Caller: Am I too late for 2-Line Tuesdays?

Chris: ... (facepalm).

Philip: ...and you better not call on Thursday either!

JIF part 2

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Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
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Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF part 2.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
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Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
then WW3 started

r 2 r

Another way to say rags to riches. Instead of saying rags to riches, you say r to r. Meaning someone had an upgrade or something in their life has improved majorly.

She moved from Windsor to California that is so r 2 r!!!