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Originating from the BMW 2002, the 3 series has set the standard for sports sedan category, and remains to be an excellent machine today. Many other companies have made cars that can compete, but BMW still provides the best driving experience hands down, and regularly wins in comparisons against the competition. Although near the entry level for BMW, a stripped 335 convertible will be at least $50,000. Also known for being hated on by those who cannot afford it, similar to most other expensive foreign cars. But, as an owner, I would highly recommend this car to everyone, as its quite fast, gets amazing gas mileage, and in 5 years of ownership, I have yet to do anything besides routine maintenance.
Hater: "Wow, you have a BMW, you must be a total asshole!"
BMW Driver: "Don't be angry because your car is a pile - rather, you should judge people on their personality, rather than superficial traits or items"
Hater: "Dick!"
BMW Driver: "Ah, well, its not my fault you're an idiot"
Person 1: "I've been looking at the BMW 3 series - i've heard that they're an amazing car"
BMW Driver: "Yeah, they look amazing, drive great, get amazing gas mileage, and have an amazing maintenance plan - BMW will play for anything for the first four years"
Person 1: "Damn, that sure beats my American POS thats been to the shop five times in the first year of ownership, is ugly, and gets terrible mileage"
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3 fingers up mean you’re obsessed with me no questions asked.
he took a picture with 3 fingers up meaning he is obsessed with me aka his name is Arturo
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the act of getting the weed hook up to sell you a dime for 9 dollars , which you split three ways with 2 of your boys. you all throw 3 dollars on the blunt
yeah man i broke as fuck but lets see if george wants to 3-6-9 a blunt real quick
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these goddamn cocksuckin sons of bitches don't know
shit squat bout nuthin...!!!!
i ain't bout ta watch no damn art house film
filmed in hd in 4:3 aspect ratio...
full screen is for asshole lickin jackasses...
why can't all dvds come in 16:9 only?
makes me all pissy and shit when i accidentally get a movie in 4:3...
i may be pmsin like a lil bitch but
all the faggots who like their damn movies in 4:3 aspect ratio
can hit the zoom button on their dvd remote and it'll be full screen on their 4:3 tv...
the black bars on the top and bottom annoys the shit out of em...
4:3 ass lickin is a shame....cutting away the true composition of each shot...
all the blind motherfuckers will never get the feel for compositional design
the intention was meant....
maybe i'll never see....
FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT!!!
have some class....take a bunch of film courses
KEEPIN IT ANAMORPHIC WIDESCREEN!!!
please forward this message to any REAL AMERICAN
4:3 and i'll kick your ass
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When you fuck your bitch for 3 hours straight and you need a sandwich but your dick is to tender to walk so you tell her to make you one.
"yo bitch, I nailed you so long I deserve my 3 hour sandwich."
"fuck your tender dick"
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a.k.a courtneys man.shaquil you are so mine!sex machine!! lol....did me on our 3 month annerversary babe! muah muah muah!! xxoxo
I love you soo much!! im never gonna let you go! u are me world, my heart, my mind,my soul, the air i breathe, you are my everything! iwuve you!! mmmmmk?? screw u guys im going home! ha ha great times babe! mauh xoxo
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Short love with nothing happening
That looks like a serenity+jacob=<3 relationship
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