Chris Langschultz loves fast rides that go in circles, falling down stairs with dogs, and smashing glasses on his head.
That Chris Langschultz sure is nutso!
Chris evans is my baby daddy. He is so sexy and is dating me NOT YOU just me so back off.
Wait who are you dating?
CHRIS EVANS YOU ABSOLUTE WANKER
The hottest daddiest man of all
Did you see that fine hunk of man Chris Evans?
Caters endlessly to everyone in perpetual attempt to receive social approval while refusing deem showering as a viable option.
Make me some popcorn spase chris.
A sexy guy that has all the girls attention. He has the biggest dick out of all his boys. Girls love to sleep with him and get fucked in the ass the pussy and the mouth it’s so good that they cry from it.
M-Chris has the biggest dick
He has the best dick of all time. Girls love to sleep with him and suck his dick.
M-Chris has a big dick
During this day, we celebrate the CMan320, for his valor in the most righteous battles of War Thunder. People can celebrate by playing War Thunder instead of doing any homework as a sacrifice for the years of missing assignments TheCMan320 made to play with Zackaroni. This Holiday is mainly celebrated by the people of North Carolina, Panther fans more specifically.
I'm going to fail all my classes in celebration of National Chris Miao Day this year. Maybe I'll even get the Wirbelwind.