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This is my (susan van brakpan/ maylin) birthday
5 December........
The 5 symbols that crash urban dictionary
type ::::: or }}}}} and urban dictionary dies. the 5 symbols screw everything
the day where people named jae have to ask their soulmate to marry them.
jae: it's january 5, 2022... wonpil do you wanna marry me?
wonpil: you're a loser
The biggest console since your mom
Guy 1: "Have you heard PlayStation is getting a sequel, the Play Station 5"
Guy 2: " GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, I am calling the police."
“Hold ur dick and get home safe”
“Hold ur dick and get home safe” -tylerations 5:14
“Hold ur dick and get home safe”
“Hold ur dick and get home safe” -tylerations 5:14
Dumb way to say "booty call" or "hit it then quit it"
"Hey girl, all I want to do is give you a quick 5 min drive-by"
"WTF? No"