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A simple phrase to use in nearly any situation, but make sure that when you use it, people don't think less of you. Use it for comedic purposes.
Mom: Hey, I dropped that. Could you give it to me?
Me: How about you give me the beans?! I like them beans!
Mom: Heh, real funny. I guess you're having beans for dinner, then.
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When a guy deficates into a girl's pussy and then procedes to eat her out
Chris loves Boston Baked Beans
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bean machine is a cool machine that produces fight clubs for fun
you bean go make me another fight club
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Slang term for a marijuanna cigarette (joint).
"Duuuude, we just smoked the really green green bean your mom sold us!"
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when your are fucking a girl doggystyle and you notice a huge booger in your nose. you pick the boogie and proceed to hide it in the girls asshole.
Mrs. Sheppard was acting out of line so i had to sneak a green apple jelly bean, she felt like a jolly rancher.
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When you smoke with a chocolate flavored blunt wrap and have nothing to drink.
Stoner 1 and Stoner 2 toke a fat chocolate flavored blunt...
Stoner 1: Dude, it feels like theres coffee beans in the back of my throat!
Stoner 2: You must have a case of cotton mouth coffee beans.
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when someone intentionally hurts you but it hurts them too so they're stupid.
derives from when me and sochima_em were playing horrific housing and she was life linked and her life linked killer her but it killed him and she was really mad.
"so we worked together on a task but she ripped up the script to bring me down but she would get a worse grade too because we worked together"
"thats bean fart poo energy"