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Where you do not clean your Anus for around a month, a crispy cheese dip type substance oozes from the bovril starfish
After a month of travelling, my cheddary crack is leaking
When someone knocks on the door when you’re getting your salad tossed and you’re angry about it
That damn encyclopedia salesman interrupted my salad toss! Gave me a real case of the salty cracks
Here is the beautiful place we call Cumbria. We have ITV Border News and Look Around. But that's not what it's called... here in Cumbria it is called border crack (border news) and deek about (look around)
Enjoy your day of nothing. Good bye
Boris is my Prime Minister. Up the UKIP
"What are you watching?"
"Border Crack and Deek About"
"Ok, thank you for the conversation"
When you are at a place with lots of sand and it gets in your ass crack.
Dude! I got a sandy crack while at the beach!
A very small white male that one day wants to be tall but unfortunately doesnt have the facilities for that because he’s a midget
Hey, look at that dumb crack-lit lets break his legs
The act of jerking off (typically a man), especially to the point of orgasm.
Originates from the term "jacking off" as well as the similarity of the "cracking" sound from performing it and the opening of usually alcoholic beverage bottles.
It is also a popular perversion of "cracker jack", the brand of caramel corn.
Roommate: "You two were so loud last night! I heard you cracking jack so loud I couldn't get to sleep!"
"Yo, she was cracking jack so hard i almost passed out!"
someone who deals more drugs than they should
"Bruce Jenner is a crack plugger."