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A very controversial song by The Beatles detailing the relationship of two lovebirds named Desmond and Molly, from when they first met to when they are happily married. Despite being very well-received, the song is often considered one of the worst songs of the 1960's, and was even declared the worst song of all time in a poll. John and George reportedly hated the song, and several others lambasted it for its "lightheartedness."
In the mid-2010's, a parody of the song, titled "Gotta Love Millennials" was released. The parody, as you can probably infer by the titles, is a musical number making fun of millennials.
Desmond has a barrow in the marketplace
Molly is the singer in a band
Desmond says to Molly, "Girl, I like your face"
And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand:
Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on
Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on
Desmond takes a trolley to the jeweler's store
Buys a twenty carat golden ring
Takes it back to Molly waiting at the door
And as he gives it to her, she begins to sing
Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on
Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on
In a couple of years they have built
A home sweet home
With a couple of kids running in the yard
Of Desmond and Molly Jones
Happy ever after in the market place
Desmond lets the children lend a hand
Molly stays at home and does her pretty face
And in the evening she still sings it with the band
Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on
Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on
In a couple of years they have built
A home sweet home
With a couple of kids running in the yard
Of Desmond and Molly Jones
Happy ever after in the market place
Molly lets the children lend a hand
Desmond stays at home and does his pretty face
And in the evening she's a singer with the band
Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on
Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on
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‘Butter Dog dog with da butter on him’ is a speed-run percent from the popular Zelda title, ‘Zelda: Breath of the Wild’.
The objective of this speed-run is to acquire butter from one of the many shops on the map, and put said butter on the nearest dog.
person a- Yooo PointCrow just did a new speed-run percent.
person b- Yooo no way! What percent?
person a- ‘Butter Dog dog with da butter on him’ percent
person b- Siiiick
Me: * walks in house*
Big Smoke: YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!!!
I like u pick da wrong house fool memes
A song that has a very strange meaning, and makes you ponder.
*the song "what's my name again" by blink 182 starts playing, a key example of a what-da-fuck song*
Jim: what the fuck?
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The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.
For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.
German Soldier *pulls out script*:
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*
In English, it means "Fran(ces), where the hell are you?"
- the message left on Frances' voicemail when her dad can't find her
- her dad is pilipino (pih - lip - in - oh)
For example, when Frances is feeling rebellious and ditches her homeroom class to go to <gasp> Hot Topic for some cool stickers and patches for her backpack and <gasp> Anchor Blue for some Blue Asphalt jeans (crazy!), she will get a message on her Motorola pager voicemail with Mr. Capoooolahng's voice saying, "Prrran weh da heck you ah???!?!?"
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