When you are uncircumcised and you pull out all the way and she queefs, blowing up your foreskin. Leaving your uncircumcised member looking like a bearded dragon.
“My wife queefed so hard last night she gave me a bearded dragon, and then I gave it right back to her!”
A bearded man that dresses up to look like Gwen Stefani for a performance every Wednesday night.
"Oh, look at Seth, he is tho tho hot! There's nobody better at bearded dragon."
When your significant other is so drunk they think they have to whisper, though it's just as loud as when they're talking. Their hot, drunk breath feels like death incarnate against your skin.
"Hey, why is your girlfriend whispering?" "She's a Tequila Dragon."
Another name for Sulphur Burps where the body via multiple different situations produces hydrogen sulfide in the form of a burp that is both highly flammable and smells of Sulphur (bad eggs). The name comes from many "scientific" explanations of Dragon Breath being a burp of sulphuric gas ignited by some source.
Person A: *burps*
Person A: EURRGH I HATE DRAGON BURPS!
Person B: Oh I thought I smelled rotten eggs.
A Tank
A maxed tank in a game called runescape. The Best maxed tank in runescape.
Tank Vec Dragon