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When you see a status, that simply mind fucks the shit out of you. Literally like you may catch aids without protection.
facebook mind fuck status- "its like an unstoppable force meeting an unmovable object"
unlikely victim of looking at the status, - bro, i think i just been mind fucked, i have aids...
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the act of cleaning out friends on facebook
Steve did his yearly Facebook friend decon and wiped out almost 800 people
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The condition in which someone you like gets into a relationship with someone else, which then leads to stalking your crush's significant other's Facebook page, usually in sadness and narcissism.
"My girl got together with another guy. I went through his Facebook page to see how horrible he is."
"Dude, I think you have Facebook Jealousy Syndrome."
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Does everything a Karen would do at a store or restaurant with wanting to speak to a manager about the upmost ridiculous shit.
Oh great, Facebook Group Kathy is probably going to report our comments to the group administrators to get me kicked out.
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A common disorder where a person displays multiple personalities: One in person, and one on Facebook.
Kevin: "Damn, have you met that girl I work with L'fondra?"
George: "Yeah, shes a weirdo in person, but she acts all cool on Facebook. She must have Dissociative Facebook Identity Disorder."
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when you look at your contacts on Facebook Chat, notice someone's online, click their name, then it tells you they're offline.
thus, you are left with "blue balls" because you thought you could get some Chat on and you're left wanting a conversation
Damn, thought he was online... Now I got Facebook Chat blue balls.
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an insult thrown at someone to show how much of a flirt their mom is thus probably making her a slut
Dave: Steve your a retard.
Steve: I facebooked your mom!
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